“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey
the beautiful game!!!!!!
(via smute)
my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house
(via headspace-hotel)
If Spaghider has million fans, then I’m one of them.
If Spaghider has one fan, then I’m THAT ONE.
If Spaghider has no fans, that means I’m dead.
If the world is against Spaghider, then i’m against the world
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say “its only a 3 minute walk” when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away
(via smute)
you need to be around freaks and weirdos who dress ugly and have weird kinks because the more you’re exposed to it the next time you see a conservative try to get you scared about ugly drag queens you’re not gonna think “oh my that is a scary drag queen she must be doing scary things” you’re instead gonna think “hey that looks like the people in my friend group. that’s a relatable down to earth person. what’s your fucking problem”
(via renthony)
one of the reasons why “what if people went on a road trip and it was weird” is one of the oldest story types is that a lot of sense of personhood has been, historically, tied to place. the weird road trip says “what if we went somewhere else, where no one knows us, and tried out being a different person”.
Odysseus, the famous liar, goes on a weird road trip & over the course of it becomes several different people, and then comes home & is all those people as well as himself, wearing the echoes of those other people
What’s that quote? There are only two kinds of stories: a man goes on a journey, or a stranger comes to town.
(via linguisticparadox)
I’m fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
(via linguisticparadox)
just found out i’ve been abandoned by god which means he’s not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.
(via smute)
being god’s personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job
(via secondbeatsongs)